Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Christmas Carols

A Christmas Carol Game

The following are all titles of Christmas Carols. Can you wade through the Guv'ment doublespeak and translate? Go ahead and add your answers to the comments.

1. Colorless Yuletide
2. Castanea Seed Vesicated in a Conflagration
3. Singular Yearning for the Twin Anterior Incisors
4. Righteous Darkness
5. Arrival Time: 24:00 Hours/Weather Conditions: Cloudless
6. Loyal Followers Advance
7. Far Off in a Feedbox
8. Array the Corridors
9. Lilliputian Male Percussionist
10. Monarchial Triad
11. Nocturnal Noiselessness
12. Jehovah Deactivate Blithe Chevaliers
13. Red Man en Route to Borough
14. Frozen Precipitation Commence
15. Proceed and Enlighten on the Pinnacle
16. Antlered Quadruped Valentino Namesake with the Vermilion Proboscis
17. Query, regarding the Identity of Juvenile
18. Delight for this Planet
19. Give Attention to the Melodious Celestial Beings
20. The Gross Square Root Festive Twenty-four Hour Intervals
21. Jocund Elderly Martyr Lacking Five Cent Pieces
22. Expect My Arrival at My Domicile for Yuletide
23. Tintinabulate Hollow, Cup-shaped Metal Instruments
24. Perambulating in a Terrain of Stupefaction from 12/21 to 3/19
25. Oh Diminutive Hamlet of Israel South of Jerusalem
26. Hallucinating About an Ivory Yuletide in the First Person Narrative
27. Metallic Element AG Cup-shaped musical Instruments
28. Oh Yuletide Tall Woody Plant
29. I Witnessed Maternal Parent Osculating Bewhiskered Male in a Carmine Ensemble
30. Female Ancestor Experienced Collision with Rangifer Tarandus
31. Boreal Ice Crystal Homo Sapien
32. To This Place Advances the Personification of the Spirit of Christmas

7 comments:

LesleMora said...

My goodness! Let's see how many I can get. Most importantly, I'm not sure about any of these! LOL

1. Colorless Yuletide (White Christmas)

2. Castanea Seed Vesicated in a Conflagration (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)

3. Singular Yearning for the Twin Anterior Incisors (All I want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth)

4. Righteous Darkness (Oh Holy Night)

5. Arrival Time: 24:00 Hours/Weather Conditions: Cloudless (It Came Upon a Midnight Clear)

6. Loyal Followers Advance (Oh Come All Ye Faithful)

7. Far Off in a Feedbox (Away in a Manger)

8. Array the Corridors (Deck the Halls)

9. Lilliputian Male Percussionist (Little Drummer Boy)

10. Monarchial Triad (We Three Kings)

11. Nocturnal Noiselessness (Silent Night)

12. Jehovah Deactivate Blithe Chevaliers

13. Red Man en Route to Borough (Santa Claus is Coming to Town)

14. Frozen Precipitation Commence (Let it Snow)

15. Proceed and Enlighten on the Pinnacle

16. Antlered Quadruped Valentino Namesake with the Vermilion Proboscis (Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer)

17. Query, regarding the Identity of Juvenile (What Child is This)

18. Delight for this Planet (Joy to the World)

19. Give Attention to the Melodious Celestial Beings (Angels we Have Heard on High)

20. The Gross Square Root Festive Twenty-four Hour Intervals

21. Jocund Elderly Martyr Lacking Five Cent Pieces

22. Expect My Arrival at My Domicile for Yuletide (I'll Be Home for Christmas)

23. Tintinabulate Hollow, Cup-shaped Metal Instruments (Jingle Bells)

24. Perambulating in a Terrain of Stupefaction from 12/21 to 3/19 (Walking in a Winter Wonderland)

25. Oh Diminutive Hamlet of Israel South of Jerusalem (Oh Little Town of Bethlehem)

26. Hallucinating About an Ivory Yuletide in the First Person Narrative (I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas)

27. Metallic Element AG Cup-shaped musical Instruments (Silver Bells)

28. Oh Yuletide Tall Woody Plant (Oh Christmas Tree)

29. I Witnessed Maternal Parent Osculating Bewhiskered Male in a Carmine Ensemble (I Saw Mama Kissing Santa Claus)

30. Female Ancestor Experienced Collision with Rangifer Tarandus (Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer)

31. Boreal Ice Crystal Homo Sapien (Frosty the Snowman)

32. To This Place Advances the Personification of the Spirit of Christmas (Here Comes Santa Claus)


How'd I do? I think I missed some. LOL

Carla said...

Great game!
12. Jehovah Deactivate Blithe Chevaliers GOD REST YE, MERRY GENTLEMEN
15. Proceed and Enlighten on the Pinnacle GO TELL IT ON THE MOUNTAIN
20. The Gross Square Root Festive Twenty-four Hour Intervals THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

Couldn't figure out #21

Janice N said...

Great job Lesle and Carla! We'll see if anyone can get #21

twinklescrapbooks said...

OMG fun!!! I have to go back and look at the list...
Tina :)

Fede y mamá Jesi said...

Great blog Janice!! loved it. I'm Jesica (yeyioasis) from CC.
I hope you will visit me on my new scrap blog!!!
I'll keep reading yours.

ScrapMomOf2 said...

#21 - Jolly Old Saint Nicholas (nickel less)

FUN game!!

Happy New Year Janice!!

twinklescrapbooks said...

Loving your new Winter background for your blog!
tina